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awmygosh:

Cat audition for Sabrina the Teenage Witch for the role of Salem
daves-applejuice:

sextuhsy:

Coral blue number 2 semi-gloss lipstick
can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

why is there a huge jug of oregano??? who the fuck puts oregano in brownies?????

i have been informed that it is not oregano but is in fact marijuana
oh

hahhaahhaha

(Source: theofficesupplies, via laughbitches)

cuphaz:

when i was 14 my teacher made fun of my pimples in front of the whole class and my best friend was furious so whenever she saw the teacher she’s like “OH YOU GET NEW CRINKLES TODAY” “DID YOU LOSE WEIGHT COS APPARENTLY YOU DIDN’T” “HEY MA’AM IS THAT YOUR BUTT OR IS THAT YOUR BELLY THEY LOOK THE SAME” she got detention almost everyday even i told her to stop she still did it anyway if you dont know what golden friendship is this is

(via hate)

gestured:

there’s this thing u should try it’s called stop ignoring me

(Source: widths, via pizza)

makemestfu:

EVERYTHING RELATE
alalae:

plumx:

emerald-mist:

plumx:

The kid on the left looks just like my brother

and the kid on the right looks like a fine piece of ass

Agreed

Sexy